Things to do in a bathroom stall
1. Stick your palm open
under the stall wall
and ask your neighbor,
"May i borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on
that."
3.
Cheer and clap loudly every time
somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've
never seen that color before
5. Drop a marble and
say, "Oh Crap!! My glass eye
6. Say "Wow, this water
sure is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud
for 30 seconds
and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl
from
a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did
that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds
me of humus."
10. Say,"
Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
11. Using a small squeeze tube,
spread peaunt butter on a wad of
toliet
paper and drop it under the stall wall
of
your neighbor. Then say,
"Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
12. Say, "Boy,
that sure looks like a maggot"
13. Say, "Dang, I
knew that drain hole
was a little too small. Now what am
I gonna do?"
14. Play a well known drum
cadence over and over
again on your butt cheeks.
15. Before you unroll
toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors
Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to
the adjacent stall.
16. Lower a small mirror
underneath the stall wall
and adjust it so you can see your neighbor
and
say, "Peek-a-boo!"
17. Drop a D-cup bra on
the floor under the stall wall
and sing
"Born Free"