pick up lines
1."You look familiar, come one how do I know you??
ahhh that's right - you were in my dreams"
2."Did it hurt?? When we fell from heaven?"
3.Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk past again.
4. Are you tired? tired of what? Cause you've been
running through my mind all day!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long
way from here.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!!
MY JAW!!
I didn't know that angels could fly so low
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my
heart taking off?
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry
for fear of losing you.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions
to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U
and I together.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole
my heart from across the room.
[Grab the butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because y
ou've got a nice set of buns.
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers
to all my prayers.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a
million light-years away.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that
he needs my heart back
Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb
Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are
soooo sweet!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure
are attracting me over here!
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that
I stole one of his angels.
I'm good at math. U+I=69
If stars would fall everytime I would think of
you, the sky would soon be empty.
Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because
my backseat has it written all over
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for
your fantastic voyage?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they
like to meet mine?
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because
I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime
you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped
my knee falling for you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that
you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
So, what do you like to do for fun?
(Why?) Because I'm gonna ask you out.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because
I know that is what we will ever be?
Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!
I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night
for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?)
Because I need your name and number
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing
a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because
I asked for you for Christmas.
My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this
for me while I go for a walk?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you
just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch,
cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I know milk does a body good,
but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
You are the reason men fall in love.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be
real reason for global warming.
I may not be the best looking guy here,
but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears
that someone beat me to it.
You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
You are so beautiful that I would marry
your brother just to get into your family.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water
and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Do you want to see a picture of a
beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
Is that your date, or did your brother
get a new dress?
You must be going to hell, because it
is a sin to look that good.
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect
10 if you were with me.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is
your chest as flat as my back?
Scientists call me a medical miracle.
Hey, do you like dancing? Go over there and
dance so I can talk to your friend.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked
up at the stars, and matched each one
with a reason why I love you.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
My lips are registered weapons.
I'm easy. Are you?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Does your boyfriend know where you are?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy?
I think he went into this cheap
motel room across the street.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Here is $11. Drink until I am really good
looking, then come to talk to me.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on
the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well,
if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover....
you shouldn't go home without me!
At the office copy machine
"Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Help the homeless. Take me home with you
Hey baby, are you a glover?
NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
Hey, kitten. How about spending
some of your nine lives with me?
guy: theres a problm.
girl: what
guy: your numbers not in my phone